1 00:00:00,031 --> 00:00:01,280 (Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud) 2 00:00:01,281 --> 00:00:07,200 ... soul could never grow old, it's evergreen 3 00:00:10,663 --> 00:00:18,341 And, baby, your smile's forever in my mind and memory 4 00:00:20,378 --> 00:00:28,378 I'm thinkin' about how people fall in love in mysterious ways 5 00:00:28,530 --> 00:00:33,135 Maybe it's all part of a plan, nah, nah 6 00:00:34,061 --> 00:00:38,940 Well, I'll just keep on making the same mistakes 7 00:00:39,611 --> 00:00:43,678 Hoping that you'll understand 8 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,353 That, baby, now 9 00:00:49,062 --> 00:00:52,488 Take me into your lovin' arms 10 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:59,914 Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars, oh darling 11 00:00:59,979 --> 00:01:02,920 Place your head on my beating heart 12 00:01:03,510 --> 00:01:06,602 Thinking out loud 13 00:01:06,802 --> 00:01:12,107 Maybe we found love right where we are 14 00:01:12,145 --> 00:01:18,300 Oh, baby, we found love right where we are 15 00:01:18,405 --> 00:01:23,803 We are we found love right where we are 16 00:01:24,275 --> 00:01:25,431 Woo! 17 00:01:25,556 --> 00:01:30,274 Thank you. Thank you very much. 18 00:01:34,821 --> 00:01:36,258 Thank you very much, ah, 19 00:01:36,259 --> 00:01:37,677 it's an absolute pleasure to be here... 20 00:01:37,678 --> 00:01:39,590 um, I've got... I've got a couple more songs. 21 00:01:39,591 --> 00:01:41,627 - This next song is about a... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 22 00:01:41,628 --> 00:01:42,591 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, 23 00:01:42,597 --> 00:01:45,122 I'm sorry. I'm sorry there, my red-headed friend... um... 24 00:01:46,104 --> 00:01:48,714 See this open mic is a one-song max so... 25 00:01:48,739 --> 00:01:51,190 - I was told... - No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. 26 00:01:51,433 --> 00:01:54,325 - James... - I'm just gonna unplug your tiny guitar. 27 00:01:54,350 --> 00:01:56,407 There you go, just watch your step. It's okay. 28 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:58,564 Hey, listen, you have potential. You have. 29 00:01:59,133 --> 00:02:01,572 Okay, all right. I just wouldn't quit your day job yet. 30 00:02:02,095 --> 00:02:04,002 Out of curiosity what is your day job? 31 00:02:04,639 --> 00:02:07,697 - I sing. - Really? 32 00:02:07,698 --> 00:02:12,016 'Cause see I'm a cool college professor all the students invite to their party, ah... 33 00:02:12,041 --> 00:02:14,414 Ah, we both said our dreams out loud. 34 00:02:18,879 --> 00:02:20,637 Does he have a sister? 35 00:02:21,115 --> 00:02:23,215 That'll teach you how to butter your crumpet. 36 00:02:25,676 --> 00:02:27,390 What is wrong with you? 37 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:32,733 - Why did you kick out Ed Sheeran? - That was him? 38 00:02:34,903 --> 00:02:38,651 Yeah! Of course it was Ed Sheeran! Why do you think Candace is in shock? 39 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:45,016 This is Ed Sheeran's napkin. 40 00:02:45,913 --> 00:02:48,873 Oh, even his napkin is soulful and comforting. 41 00:02:50,021 --> 00:02:54,033 And like him, very, very, white. 42 00:02:56,466 --> 00:02:59,559 Guys, he's probably in town for the Spirit of Detroit Music Festival 43 00:02:59,584 --> 00:03:04,455 Yep and he's just tweeted this to his 13 million followers. 44 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:09,127 "If you see this raw rude bar owner, give him a smack from me" 45 00:03:17,557 --> 00:03:18,237 Sorry. 46 00:03:18,262 --> 00:03:23,007 I'm an Ed-head. I do what I'm told. 47 00:03:30,355 --> 00:03:32,356 Hey. Is this mic still open? 48 00:03:32,542 --> 00:03:36,252 Well, yeah, man. Just play something to cheer me up, make me feel like a winner. 49 00:03:36,277 --> 00:03:40,541 A winner? He's a guitarist, not a wizard. 50 00:03:41,669 --> 00:03:44,504 Yeah. I'm Waz. I write music for TV shows. 51 00:03:44,505 --> 00:03:46,734 I just something for "CSI Cyber." 52 00:03:47,646 --> 00:03:49,558 Oh yeah, that's right, ah... 53 00:03:49,608 --> 00:03:52,747 CSI: Cyber, that's that new CSI show that's all about technology. 54 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:57,786 This computer didn't die. This computer was murdered. 55 00:03:58,559 --> 00:04:01,276 The last one to see him alive was this cell phone 56 00:04:01,814 --> 00:04:04,565 Talk! Talk! 57 00:04:05,168 --> 00:04:08,398 You'd better talk or I'll put you in the toilet! 58 00:04:10,502 --> 00:04:13,539 Hey, Waz. You know what? 59 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:16,145 I got an idea. Ah, why don't you riff a TV show 60 00:04:16,146 --> 00:04:19,193 theme song and then we'll all do cheesy opening credit faces. 61 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,633 You guys in? 62 00:04:21,175 --> 00:04:25,801 63 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:33,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 64 00:05:05,699 --> 00:05:11,785 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe and PetaG - - www.addic7ed.com - 65 00:05:32,725 --> 00:05:34,921 Oh, man. Justin's still upset about his 66 00:05:34,946 --> 00:05:37,364 ex getting married. It's so boring. 67 00:05:38,192 --> 00:05:41,353 Oh, give him a break. Nikki was the first girl he ever loved 68 00:05:41,354 --> 00:05:44,438 and she's marrying a guy this weekend who's way more successful than him. 69 00:05:48,944 --> 00:05:50,339 Sorry. 70 00:05:50,428 --> 00:05:52,676 I'm fine. I know she's your friend. 71 00:05:52,701 --> 00:05:55,301 - You can all go to the wedding. - Oh, I'm not going. 72 00:05:55,752 --> 00:05:57,855 Until Saturday. 73 00:06:02,771 --> 00:06:04,977 Anyway uh, to make him, to make him feel better, 74 00:06:04,978 --> 00:06:08,599 we all stayed at home last night and watched "Scandal." 75 00:06:08,623 --> 00:06:10,063 Oh, are you a huge fan of that show? 76 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:12,832 A fan? Let's say I'm a fan of oxygen 77 00:06:12,857 --> 00:06:14,816 I need "Scandal" 78 00:06:16,305 --> 00:06:18,780 Unfortunately, the whole time Justin was trying to convince me 79 00:06:18,781 --> 00:06:21,193 that Scott Foley was better looking than me. 80 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:25,662 - How did that come up? - Well, the episode ended, 81 00:06:25,663 --> 00:06:27,445 and then I said I'm so much better looking than 82 00:06:27,446 --> 00:06:29,820 Scott Foley, let's discuss this." 83 00:06:31,338 --> 00:06:35,345 Actually, coincidentally, Scott Foley visited my dreams last night. 84 00:06:35,357 --> 00:06:41,138 Oh, spicy! Think he'll be back tonight? 85 00:06:42,115 --> 00:06:44,541 No, no. He's exhausted. 86 00:06:48,225 --> 00:06:52,021 Face it, Danny. Scott Foley's a genetic masterpiece 87 00:06:52,046 --> 00:06:54,445 I never seen eyes dazzle like his. 88 00:06:54,470 --> 00:06:58,687 And that's from a guy with blue eyes that can touch the sky. 89 00:06:59,676 --> 00:07:02,608 - Yeah, my eyes could touch the sky. - Wow... 90 00:07:02,851 --> 00:07:05,290 Probably wouldn't know anything about eyes like that, not with those 91 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:09,792 - brown mud buckets. - Like I told you the day you 92 00:07:09,817 --> 00:07:13,053 moved in, these are tootsie rolls. 93 00:07:13,696 --> 00:07:17,974 - End of conversation. - No! Ugh! 94 00:07:22,561 --> 00:07:24,217 You know, I have like an hour to 95 00:07:24,218 --> 00:07:27,128 kill and that was the most insane eavesdropping ever. 96 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:31,351 Well, I guess we could continue arguing near the pretty lady. 97 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,612 You know what, I'm just, I'm sick of getting judged 98 00:07:33,613 --> 00:07:35,368 by my appearance from some guy who looks 99 00:07:35,393 --> 00:07:37,895 like Greg Kinnear in middle school. 100 00:07:38,313 --> 00:07:39,313 Oh, yeah! 101 00:07:41,189 --> 00:07:45,190 Yeah, well you look like Hugh Jackman's tired, older brother. 102 00:07:46,124 --> 00:07:50,621 Oh, yeah? Well, you put on a lot of weight since we started shooting. 103 00:08:04,948 --> 00:08:06,329 Thanks for saying that. 104 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:10,630 - I want in. Who do I look like? - Hey, when did Jeff Goldblum 105 00:08:10,654 --> 00:08:17,530 - and David Schwimmer have a baby? - Good burn, new girl. 106 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:20,639 Hey, ah, I have to make a quick phone call 107 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,512 but will you two be here when I get back? 108 00:08:22,537 --> 00:08:23,705 - Yeah, yeah, I own this bar, - Yep, I'll be around. 109 00:08:23,706 --> 00:08:25,739 - So I'm always here. - I'm just gonna hang out. 110 00:08:25,764 --> 00:08:27,755 - Yep, cool. - Cool. 111 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:33,189 (Both:) Ha-ha-ha. I saw her first! 112 00:08:33,190 --> 00:08:34,951 - No, you didn't! - Yes, I did! 113 00:08:34,952 --> 00:08:38,090 (Both:) Get out of my head! I'm not in your head! You're in my head! 114 00:08:38,091 --> 00:08:41,227 No I'm not. Yes, I am. How are we doing this? 115 00:08:41,228 --> 00:08:44,277 It's easy, we practice at home! I'm gonna trick you by stopping 116 00:08:44,278 --> 00:08:47,034 in the middle of a sentence. Panda! 117 00:08:47,035 --> 00:08:49,858 Panda! Panda! What? 118 00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:55,159 119 00:08:59,285 --> 00:09:05,223 120 00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:15,920 - I brought my keyboard in. - Yeah, but what did we do to you? 121 00:09:18,738 --> 00:09:20,504 A dollar. 122 00:09:30,168 --> 00:09:32,745 People in Detroit are terrible tippers. 123 00:09:32,770 --> 00:09:34,626 Mmm... sweetie, it might not be Detroit. 124 00:09:34,627 --> 00:09:38,390 - You can be a little bit snarky. - Oh, he doesn't know that word. 125 00:09:38,415 --> 00:09:41,795 Snarky is American for smart-mouth bitch. 126 00:09:49,426 --> 00:09:52,524 He was a bitch to us, too, Shell. 127 00:09:53,103 --> 00:09:55,015 Why you hating on my friends, man? 128 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,133 These guys just work with me at the retirement home. 129 00:09:57,158 --> 00:10:00,113 - They just trying to destress. - Destress from what? 130 00:10:00,138 --> 00:10:03,176 What kind of trouble can kindly old grandparents get into? 131 00:10:03,201 --> 00:10:09,467 Everyone is banging everyone. When you walk in on two old 132 00:10:09,492 --> 00:10:13,084 people having sex in the rec room, it-it's like when you make 133 00:10:13,085 --> 00:10:15,968 eye contact with a dog that's pooping 134 00:10:16,971 --> 00:10:20,883 They just kind of stare at you while they finish their business. 135 00:10:26,434 --> 00:10:29,004 Sometimes they ask us to join in. 136 00:10:29,138 --> 00:10:30,806 Urgh, that's disgusting. 137 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,176 - Do you ever do it? - No! 138 00:10:32,177 --> 00:10:34,145 - What? That is so gross. - How dare you! How dare... 139 00:10:34,146 --> 00:10:37,264 - There have been seven times. - I get lonely. 140 00:10:38,928 --> 00:10:41,459 - Well, we brought some of them out. - Yeah. 141 00:10:41,478 --> 00:10:44,534 See Mrs. Bosma? Yeah, she'll get freaky with anybody. 142 00:10:44,535 --> 00:10:48,269 Male, female. She don't care. 143 00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:50,964 Mrs. Bosma, what's that thing you always say? 144 00:10:50,965 --> 00:10:56,185 - Ass is ass. - That's true, it's a good saying. 145 00:10:58,275 --> 00:11:01,744 See Brett, you know you'd get more tips if you were nicer. 146 00:11:01,770 --> 00:11:04,027 Oh, shut up. Like you can do any better. 147 00:11:04,095 --> 00:11:07,670 Want me to get behind that bar and we'll see? And whoever gets the most 148 00:11:07,671 --> 00:11:10,270 tips at the end of the night is the winner. 149 00:11:10,867 --> 00:11:15,697 Hm, I dunno Shel. What was the name of the greatest cheerleader movie ever made? 150 00:11:15,704 --> 00:11:18,581 Oh, yeah, that's it... Bring It On! 151 00:11:20,528 --> 00:11:22,366 No matter how this ends, 152 00:11:22,385 --> 00:11:24,449 we're watching that movie later. 153 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:28,237 Okay. Kiss his ass, Shel. Okay? 154 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:34,262 Hey! That's for Ed. 155 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:43,826 That tattooed ginger has got me through some tough times. 156 00:11:45,874 --> 00:11:47,841 So, ah, you from here? 157 00:11:48,986 --> 00:11:51,245 No. I'm just in town for the music festival. 158 00:11:51,246 --> 00:11:53,596 - Yeah, I'm back-up singer. - Oh, that's fun... 159 00:11:53,597 --> 00:11:54,728 So you gotta do a lot of stuff like... 160 00:11:54,729 --> 00:11:56,521 Oh, ho, oh, oh. 161 00:11:56,522 --> 00:11:58,033 Or the occasional... 162 00:11:58,034 --> 00:12:01,653 Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no. 163 00:12:01,672 --> 00:12:02,422 Yeah. 164 00:12:02,552 --> 00:12:06,889 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 165 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:10,077 - No, no, no, no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 166 00:12:10,078 --> 00:12:12,233 No, no, no, no, no no. 167 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:21,092 Oh, yeah! 168 00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:22,873 That's how I sing. 169 00:12:24,435 --> 00:12:26,291 Hey Les, can you do me a favor? 170 00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:27,818 Wake Candace up for work? 171 00:12:30,557 --> 00:12:31,935 I can do this alone. 172 00:12:31,936 --> 00:12:34,341 Yeah, you never know. Could turn into a threesome. 173 00:12:42,742 --> 00:12:45,869 Oh, they don't mean you, Miss Bosma. 174 00:12:46,411 --> 00:12:48,266 Sit your ass back. 175 00:12:53,214 --> 00:12:55,993 Bae, you don't have a full-length mirror in here? 176 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:57,295 No. 177 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:00,816 - Then where do you flex? - Candace, you up? 178 00:13:00,841 --> 00:13:02,739 Wait. My friends can't know that you 179 00:13:02,775 --> 00:13:03,751 slept here. They hate you. 180 00:13:03,776 --> 00:13:08,432 Yeah, what's up with that? I'm Trent, end of story. 181 00:13:08,457 --> 00:13:11,541 You know what, Trent? Maybe it is because we dated, 182 00:13:11,566 --> 00:13:13,991 you treated me badly and you took advantage of me until I had no 183 00:13:13,992 --> 00:13:17,065 - self-esteem left. - Oh, right, right. 184 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,494 We cool? 185 00:13:20,188 --> 00:13:24,218 - Dog: Woof - The mo says no. 186 00:13:26,143 --> 00:13:29,424 Oh, Trent. Candace what is this jackass doing here? 187 00:13:29,449 --> 00:13:35,318 - Here's your shirt back, bae. - Okay, I get it. 188 00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,833 Yeah. Everyone. 189 00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:42,365 - Everyone gets it. - It got late, he just came over late and 190 00:13:42,390 --> 00:13:44,966 needed a place to cash. Nothing happened. 191 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,208 I tried, but my game was just too weak! 192 00:13:48,693 --> 00:13:51,349 Hey, Candace, I thought I taught you how to deal with 193 00:13:51,374 --> 00:13:55,607 tough situations like this. Leslie, I'm too small to 194 00:13:55,632 --> 00:13:58,224 drink three bottles of wine and then go to sleep. 195 00:13:59,096 --> 00:14:01,224 It's okay, I can be strong for you. 196 00:14:01,249 --> 00:14:04,755 Trent, get the hell out of here. Slower. 197 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:10,247 Wait! Okay, I'm done. 198 00:14:12,216 --> 00:14:17,109 What's up with that guy? 199 00:14:18,117 --> 00:14:21,419 200 00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:25,731 201 00:14:35,697 --> 00:14:38,301 So, can I get you two lovely ladies a drink? 202 00:14:38,326 --> 00:14:41,692 No, piss off, we want the black Winnie the Pooh. 203 00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:48,317 - Oohh! Hello, ladies. - Hello. 204 00:14:48,342 --> 00:14:51,706 Let's make a bet. If you can guess my name, 205 00:14:51,731 --> 00:14:58,853 we have to take you home and have sexy time with you all night long 206 00:14:59,562 --> 00:15:02,332 And what if I cannot guess your name? 207 00:15:02,357 --> 00:15:06,601 It's Allie. 208 00:15:06,632 --> 00:15:09,335 Then I'm gonna guess Allie. 209 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:15,038 Now look, I'm going to tip you, but I want to tuck it in your knickers. 210 00:15:16,776 --> 00:15:23,952 - And I am okay with that. - There we are. Yep. 211 00:15:23,976 --> 00:15:26,241 I wrote, I wrote our number on there. 212 00:15:26,266 --> 00:15:31,338 - Don't smudge it. - Hee hee! 213 00:15:34,078 --> 00:15:36,111 For Ed. 214 00:15:37,082 --> 00:15:40,175 That's for England! 215 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,170 I have to head out for rehearsal. 216 00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:52,295 - I'll come back tonight and hang. - You know I've had a rough couple of days, 217 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,489 so I just want to let you know it's nice to meet someone 218 00:15:54,514 --> 00:15:56,528 who could put a smile on my face. 219 00:15:56,553 --> 00:15:58,788 Oh, thanks. Nice meeting you guys. 220 00:15:58,813 --> 00:16:00,771 Hey, the pleasure was all mine, okay? 221 00:16:00,796 --> 00:16:03,850 Well not all his. I was pleasured, too. 222 00:16:11,860 --> 00:16:19,860 223 00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:29,786 I mean I'm not proud that I've been hanging out with Trent. 224 00:16:29,811 --> 00:16:31,360 I know he's not going any places. 225 00:16:31,385 --> 00:16:34,883 And yes, sure, he can't technically read. 226 00:16:37,438 --> 00:16:40,061 But, it's all just so embarrassing. 227 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:43,547 Oh, sweetie, you're just backsliding. We've all done it with an ex. 228 00:16:43,572 --> 00:16:47,041 Hell, before I met my ex I was still looking up with my ex-husband. 229 00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:50,312 Yeah. And I mean before I met Leslie, I was still hooking up with this... 230 00:16:50,337 --> 00:16:52,405 Nobody cares. 231 00:16:53,777 --> 00:16:57,118 I guess right now, it's just really tempting to back slide with Trent. 232 00:16:57,143 --> 00:16:59,766 - Does that go away? - Yes. 233 00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:03,571 The minute you meet someone that makes you forget him. 234 00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:09,071 Well, I back slid with Amy. She was my first love, 235 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:12,188 and the one that got away. I mean literally. 236 00:17:12,213 --> 00:17:14,664 She robbed a bank and they could not catch her. 237 00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:25,414 So uh, I was thinking about it. 238 00:17:25,439 --> 00:17:27,641 Uh, you know what, I think you should ask Amanda out 239 00:17:27,666 --> 00:17:29,547 I'm going to, I'm going to bow out. 240 00:17:29,572 --> 00:17:33,289 But you like her, too. I mean, I can tell, your eyebrow goes up 241 00:17:33,314 --> 00:17:36,446 - every time I mention her name. - No, it doesn't. 242 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:41,827 - Amanda. - That eyebrow is about something else. 243 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,473 Amanda. 244 00:17:43,498 --> 00:17:45,098 Amanda. 245 00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:46,623 Amanda. Amanda. 246 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,824 Amanda. Amanda. 247 00:17:48,849 --> 00:17:51,464 Amanda. Amanda. 248 00:17:51,489 --> 00:17:53,457 - Amanda. - Okay, look. 249 00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:56,751 Just let me bow out so that you have a better chance with her. Okay? 250 00:17:57,090 --> 00:18:00,301 Wait. Are, are you saying that there's a 251 00:18:00,326 --> 00:18:03,829 world that both of us go for her that I don't even stand a chance? 252 00:18:03,854 --> 00:18:06,406 Yeah, I do think that there's 253 00:18:06,431 --> 00:18:09,570 a world like that. It's, it's this world. 254 00:18:10,212 --> 00:18:13,539 - It's... it's the world. 255 00:18:15,242 --> 00:18:18,703 Amanda and I have everything in common. We're both singers. 256 00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:22,731 We're both sensitive souls. Both have a hard time with dairy 257 00:18:23,285 --> 00:18:25,836 It's like we were created for each other. 258 00:18:25,861 --> 00:18:27,117 Careful, Justin. 259 00:18:27,142 --> 00:18:29,485 You always idealize women that you just met. 260 00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:33,485 I can't idealize someone who's perfect in every single way. 261 00:18:33,510 --> 00:18:35,664 Look, let me just bow out for you okay? 262 00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:37,336 Why don't you take yes for an answer? 263 00:18:37,361 --> 00:18:39,531 I didn't get to be a 20-year-old virgin by 264 00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:41,805 taking yes for an answer. 265 00:18:42,248 --> 00:18:44,000 You don't stand a chance with Amanda. 266 00:18:44,025 --> 00:18:46,924 For God's sake, she's 22 and you're 130. 267 00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:51,861 Face it, you're just scared because even if you try as hard as you can, 268 00:18:51,886 --> 00:18:54,611 - she'll still pick me. - Oh yeah? 269 00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:59,248 - You want to bet, nerd? - You're on. What are the stakes? 270 00:18:59,273 --> 00:19:02,364 - Loser has to shave his head? - No, well, that would punish everyone 271 00:19:02,389 --> 00:19:05,975 Why would we want to subject everyone to see your Voldemort skull? 272 00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:09,373 I want your dignity. I want your chest hair. 273 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:13,432 Fine. If she goes with me you have to shave your chest. 274 00:19:13,457 --> 00:19:15,940 And if she goes with anybody else, I'll shave mine. 275 00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:19,576 Nah mm-mm, not shave. Uh-uh, I want to wax it. 276 00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:23,498 Right here in this bar. Live. In front of everyone. 277 00:19:35,486 --> 00:19:38,044 It's on then. It is on. 278 00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:40,513 In fact, I'm going to live tweet that it's on. 279 00:19:40,538 --> 00:19:42,747 In fact, it's going to do the "it's on" song. 280 00:19:42,772 --> 00:19:44,075 Waz? Back me up. 281 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,534 Ooh, Danny and Justin. 282 00:19:47,549 --> 00:19:51,192 Yow! Going for some girl 283 00:19:51,217 --> 00:19:54,723 Oh Danny! Waz, more, please! 284 00:19:54,748 --> 00:19:58,934 D...d... d... d... d... Danny! D... d... d... d... d... 285 00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:02,263 Waz, more, please! 286 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,591 D...d... d... d... d... 287 00:20:09,529 --> 00:20:15,468 288 00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:24,785 - There you go. - Okay. 289 00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:27,167 Hang on, how come every time I bring you 290 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:29,768 a beer you give me a dollar. Yet when Shelly brings you the beer 291 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,823 - you give him five. - You really want to know? 292 00:20:32,848 --> 00:20:35,096 How's your day going? 293 00:20:35,121 --> 00:20:37,784 - Fine. - Wow. 294 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:42,448 I got bored in the middle of a one-word answer. 295 00:20:44,191 --> 00:20:49,703 - Watch this. Shelly, how's your day going? - Oh, the day was like any other. 296 00:20:51,144 --> 00:20:55,876 Woke up, smoked some weed. Fed the cat. 297 00:20:55,901 --> 00:20:58,036 Freaked out because I didn't own a cat. 298 00:20:59,073 --> 00:21:05,260 Realized I just let a raccoon in my place and I just got the hell out of there. 299 00:21:05,725 --> 00:21:09,128 - This is great stuff have another five? - Ooooh! 300 00:21:10,331 --> 00:21:12,331 Amanda's gonna be here any minute. You ready, man? 301 00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:14,667 You loose? Just got to warm up on my 302 00:21:14,692 --> 00:21:17,417 flirting before she gets here. Watch and learn. 303 00:21:18,519 --> 00:21:20,737 (Sighs) 304 00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:23,065 Spiders! 305 00:21:24,093 --> 00:21:26,496 Just kidding, it's hands. 306 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,392 Uh, hey, beautiful. Wow. 307 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,829 Oh, love your hair. It is like tiny little slinkys, you know. 308 00:21:32,823 --> 00:21:35,478 Feel like I might push you down a flight of stairs, you'd just 309 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:41,363 keep going, going, going, and going. 310 00:21:41,388 --> 00:21:44,285 - Excuse me? - I should go. 311 00:21:45,277 --> 00:21:46,056 Hey, Candace. 312 00:21:46,082 --> 00:21:48,176 You'll relax if you practice on someone you know 313 00:21:48,201 --> 00:21:49,526 Now try it on her. 314 00:21:49,544 --> 00:21:54,056 (clears throat) Hey, kitty pop. It's not a thing. Okay, Um... (clears throat) 315 00:21:54,057 --> 00:21:58,596 Look, Candace, uh... What the hell are you doing? 316 00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:00,152 Just giving you a taste of what it's like when you go 317 00:22:00,177 --> 00:22:03,957 toe-to-toe with Danny Burton. Hey, you're in the jungle now, bro. 318 00:22:03,982 --> 00:22:06,769 When two silverback gorillas compete for the same female, 319 00:22:06,794 --> 00:22:13,646 one will get right in the other's face to show dominance. (gorilla noises) 320 00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,887 - How long does that last? - Well, dominant gorilla stays 321 00:22:17,912 --> 00:22:21,066 until he realizes that the other gorilla is unimpressive and weak 322 00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:46,476 Hey, I'm not weak, Danny. 323 00:22:46,501 --> 00:22:48,499 I just don't have any good pick-up lines. 324 00:22:48,524 --> 00:22:50,781 You don't need pick-up lines. They're cheesy. Just, 325 00:22:50,806 --> 00:22:53,453 talk to me, tell me what you really like it to do. 326 00:22:53,478 --> 00:22:58,734 I don't know. I guess, you know, we could open a bottle of wine? 327 00:22:58,759 --> 00:23:00,974 Uh, watch a movie? 328 00:23:00,999 --> 00:23:05,585 Cook dinner together. I bet you'd look really cute in my apron. Heh. 329 00:23:05,610 --> 00:23:07,992 And yes, I own an apron. 330 00:23:08,435 --> 00:23:12,898 - I love that you own an apron. - Uh, what are we making for dessert? 331 00:23:12,923 --> 00:23:16,640 You guessed right. That's good conversation. 332 00:23:16,665 --> 00:23:20,523 Ohhhh! Yummmm! 333 00:23:23,677 --> 00:23:26,156 I just, I just want someone to be myself with. 334 00:23:26,181 --> 00:23:28,687 You know? And if I had to choose between 335 00:23:28,712 --> 00:23:32,580 going to some big crazy party or staying home and watching movies 336 00:23:32,605 --> 00:23:34,685 and eating pizza with you, I'd choose you every time. 337 00:23:37,581 --> 00:23:40,609 I've been waiting for somebody to say that to me. 338 00:23:41,523 --> 00:23:43,687 I've been waiting for someone to hear it. 339 00:23:45,762 --> 00:23:48,164 Thanks for pretending, Candace. 340 00:23:53,430 --> 00:23:56,655 What? Oh! Oh, right. 341 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,749 Acting. Yeah. Thank you. 342 00:24:03,596 --> 00:24:06,015 You're not thinking about Trent anymore, are you? 343 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,142 No. 344 00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:10,306 Just don't tell anyone. Okay? 345 00:24:13,317 --> 00:24:14,408 Hey, guys. 346 00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:17,775 Oh, now this is Amanda. And, boy, do I have a 347 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:23,638 - scintillating story about her. - Who cares? 348 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:28,658 I just want this guy to do another three-second wordless song. 349 00:24:28,683 --> 00:24:36,683 350 00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:41,836 351 00:24:43,508 --> 00:24:45,977 I cannot believe that you went to theater camp too. 352 00:24:46,002 --> 00:24:48,709 I know. I know we have so much in common. 353 00:24:48,734 --> 00:24:50,219 So, uh, let me ask you a question. 354 00:24:50,244 --> 00:24:53,250 Are you thinking about having kids before you're 25? 355 00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:58,602 Mis-take! This is a mistake 356 00:25:00,782 --> 00:25:03,723 Oh, sorry. It's just a song I heard at the music festival. 357 00:25:04,638 --> 00:25:08,262 Yeah, it's by this great new band called "Don't Do What You're Doing" 358 00:25:10,785 --> 00:25:16,602 It's off their album "Seriously, Dude, Stop." 359 00:25:18,656 --> 00:25:21,828 Ummm, oh! So, Amanda, listen. 360 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:26,460 I just wanted to say, uh... Look, um, I'm glad you... came back. 361 00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:28,748 I been, wanting to ask you something. Uh... 362 00:25:28,773 --> 00:25:31,875 I was wondering if maybe you want to go on a date. 363 00:25:36,514 --> 00:25:38,178 What's he doing? 364 00:25:45,178 --> 00:25:47,178 He's dominating me. 365 00:25:47,795 --> 00:25:51,167 Oh. Like a silverback gorilla. 366 00:26:08,961 --> 00:26:14,413 - You can sit with us. - Oh, nah, you know I should be alone. 367 00:26:14,437 --> 00:26:16,667 Something's been really heavily weighing on my mind, lately. 368 00:26:16,692 --> 00:26:18,268 I can't stop thinking about it, actually. 369 00:26:18,293 --> 00:26:20,636 Oh, no. What is it? 370 00:26:20,668 --> 00:26:23,073 You. 371 00:26:24,026 --> 00:26:25,385 Oh, lame. 372 00:26:26,442 --> 00:26:28,466 So, what do you guys want to do tonight? 373 00:26:28,501 --> 00:26:31,044 Well, unfortunately, he has to work. 374 00:26:31,069 --> 00:26:35,208 I, on the other hand, have scored two tickets to "Age of Ultron", 375 00:26:35,233 --> 00:26:39,567 the new Marvel masterpiece. And it is sold out everywhere. 376 00:26:40,029 --> 00:26:44,075 But uh, I was wondering if maybe you want to come see it with me? 377 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,825 Actually I already know the answer to it. 378 00:26:47,864 --> 00:26:50,052 - I'd love it. - Oh, she'd love to. 379 00:26:50,077 --> 00:26:52,466 You know what? Maybe I'll sprinkle some of your 380 00:26:52,491 --> 00:26:54,302 chest hair on my popcorn? 381 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,817 That's actually really weird. 382 00:26:58,842 --> 00:27:02,895 A 22-year-old would rather see the new "Avengers" than have 383 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:07,724 babies with you? I'm doing sarcasm now. 384 00:27:11,911 --> 00:27:14,052 Is it that, painful getting waxed? 385 00:27:15,312 --> 00:27:17,505 Have you ever heard a vagina cry? 386 00:27:23,223 --> 00:27:25,903 I've heard one whistle. 387 00:27:32,934 --> 00:27:35,665 I mean, of course I scared her off. 388 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,720 Maybe there really isn't anyone out there for me. 389 00:27:39,177 --> 00:27:42,809 - There is. - Oh. 390 00:27:44,416 --> 00:27:48,458 Kitty-pop. There isn't. 391 00:27:52,957 --> 00:27:55,661 Yo! Bae. Did you get my text? 392 00:27:55,686 --> 00:27:58,278 I sent you an emoji of a guitar and the earth 393 00:28:00,368 --> 00:28:02,411 Trent wants to rock my world. 394 00:28:04,862 --> 00:28:08,661 Time for sex with the ex. Hashtag Cardio day. 395 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:18,851 No, Trent. I am, I am so glad that I 396 00:28:18,876 --> 00:28:21,678 didn't backslide with you because I may be lonely but I'm not desperate. 397 00:28:21,703 --> 00:28:22,703 I'm sorry. 398 00:28:22,724 --> 00:28:26,529 Pssshhh! Whatev-skis. (smooch) World peace. 399 00:28:27,653 --> 00:28:32,381 - I'm so proud of you. - Do I smell a hug coming on? 400 00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:34,123 - Ooh. Let's do a reverse Oreo. 401 00:28:34,148 --> 00:28:37,084 Ooh, that's when the chocolate is on the inside 402 00:28:38,522 --> 00:28:46,522 403 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:02,101 Why am I so bad at this? It's probably because I'm bad at 404 00:29:02,126 --> 00:29:06,467 everything. I'm not even good at being gay. I'm still single, 405 00:29:06,492 --> 00:29:10,162 and as far as Neil Patrick Harris goes, I can take him or leave him. 406 00:29:10,187 --> 00:29:12,617 Oh Brett, you don't know what you're saying 407 00:29:14,508 --> 00:29:16,406 I've lived here over a decade now and 408 00:29:16,431 --> 00:29:18,211 I'm still bad at being an American. 409 00:29:18,236 --> 00:29:23,608 I mean yeah, I can fake it. "Hey, let's all go to the ball game, then we can 410 00:29:23,633 --> 00:29:27,623 shoot stuff and buy houses we can't afford. 411 00:29:32,172 --> 00:29:33,897 I should just, I should just give up. 412 00:29:42,194 --> 00:29:43,733 I am really worried about your friend, Brett. 413 00:29:43,758 --> 00:29:46,280 I just don't think his self-esteem can take many more hits. 414 00:29:47,939 --> 00:29:50,569 Oh, I'm sorry, Dr. Drew. 415 00:29:51,070 --> 00:29:54,428 Did I call in and ask for your advice without realizing it? 416 00:29:57,667 --> 00:30:02,147 Fine. Here, tip him this $200 so he beats me. 417 00:30:02,172 --> 00:30:04,206 You are a good man. 418 00:30:05,117 --> 00:30:06,522 - Brett? - Yes. 419 00:30:06,547 --> 00:30:09,678 Here is uh, $50. 420 00:30:13,067 --> 00:30:15,067 Baba-booey sucker! 421 00:30:18,302 --> 00:30:19,991 Yes, I did it. 422 00:30:20,016 --> 00:30:23,148 - I win. - Congratulations, buddy. 423 00:30:23,173 --> 00:30:27,273 Now, how about a cocktail al la Brett. 424 00:30:31,768 --> 00:30:36,335 - I still love ya. - Put your bag down. *** 425 00:30:38,621 --> 00:30:40,406 Danny, can I talk to you for a second? 426 00:30:40,477 --> 00:30:42,562 Uh, yeah. You know our rule. 427 00:30:42,587 --> 00:30:46,347 Yeah, I get 15 seconds a day. I can use it now? 428 00:30:47,122 --> 00:30:50,511 - Proceed. - See how Shelly let, 429 00:30:50,536 --> 00:30:52,800 Brett win, because it means more to him? 430 00:30:53,323 --> 00:30:56,933 Um, maybe that's something you could do for Justin. 431 00:30:58,675 --> 00:31:00,222 You know, he's right. 432 00:31:00,247 --> 00:31:04,776 Hmm. Waz, can you put me some thinking music? 433 00:31:06,348 --> 00:31:14,348 434 00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:32,718 435 00:31:32,742 --> 00:31:34,491 Didn't think I'd let you 436 00:31:34,516 --> 00:31:36,351 leave without saying good-bye, did you? 437 00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:41,226 Stop talking to your chest hair. 438 00:31:41,251 --> 00:31:44,811 Look, uh... Uhhhh, I think you could still beat me with Amanda. 439 00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:47,351 The uh, movie doesn't start for another two hours. 440 00:31:47,375 --> 00:31:49,038 So you can beat me, but to beat me, 441 00:31:49,063 --> 00:31:51,702 you're going to need my help 442 00:31:51,727 --> 00:31:53,561 What? 443 00:31:53,586 --> 00:31:56,726 Well look, you know me, I'm not just going to roll over, I'm gonna win okay? 444 00:31:56,751 --> 00:31:59,749 But also you're my boy so I'm going to help you win. 445 00:31:59,774 --> 00:32:02,811 If I let me. Which I won't. Unless I do. 446 00:32:02,836 --> 00:32:04,804 Which I will. 447 00:32:07,068 --> 00:32:09,124 This is very confusing. 448 00:32:09,149 --> 00:32:11,309 Look man, the bottom line is you're just too nice. 449 00:32:11,321 --> 00:32:12,647 That's who I am. 450 00:32:12,672 --> 00:32:15,640 No you're not. Not all the time. Remember that remark where you 451 00:32:15,665 --> 00:32:16,683 said I was 130 years old? 452 00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:19,746 That didn't-didn't bother me or affect me or ke... stay with me at all even though 453 00:32:19,747 --> 00:32:22,313 I'm 95 years younger than that? 454 00:32:23,438 --> 00:32:24,819 You've gotta do more of that 455 00:32:24,844 --> 00:32:26,803 Pick on my insecurity. That shows you have some fight in you. 456 00:32:26,828 --> 00:32:27,928 Go ahead. 457 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:30,647 - Like what? - I don't know. 458 00:32:30,672 --> 00:32:33,741 Uh, maybe you were right. You know, uh, Amanda's 22. 459 00:32:33,766 --> 00:32:36,819 So, maybe deep down Danny feels like he's too old for girls that age. 460 00:32:38,185 --> 00:32:41,804 - Is that true? - I don't know. Mmh, I can't tell. 461 00:32:41,829 --> 00:32:44,171 At this point it is just speculation. 462 00:32:46,721 --> 00:32:49,061 But, you know what? The good news is I brought somebody to help kick this 463 00:32:49,086 --> 00:32:50,795 pep talk into overdrive. 464 00:33:04,747 --> 00:33:07,144 Scott Foley?! 465 00:33:08,481 --> 00:33:11,534 Yes, Justin. It is me. TV's Scott Foley. 466 00:33:15,847 --> 00:33:17,433 Why are you here? 467 00:33:17,882 --> 00:33:20,229 Well, because I love music festivals, Justin. 468 00:33:20,254 --> 00:33:22,792 It makes perfect sense that I'm here. 469 00:33:24,816 --> 00:33:28,401 Listen, Danny caught me up to speed on the Amanda situation, 470 00:33:28,426 --> 00:33:32,214 and you need to... Hey, don't get lost in my eyes. 471 00:33:32,239 --> 00:33:33,712 Or lose focus. 472 00:33:40,135 --> 00:33:43,110 Listen, I wasn't always this handsome and confident. 473 00:33:43,135 --> 00:33:44,135 Really? 474 00:33:44,568 --> 00:33:46,502 No, I've always been like this. 475 00:33:46,527 --> 00:33:50,024 I was acting. I'm amazing at it. Now look, Danny. 476 00:33:50,587 --> 00:33:53,470 You can do this... Justin, you can do this. 477 00:33:53,494 --> 00:33:55,884 We just met it's fine. 478 00:33:56,824 --> 00:33:58,360 You can call me whatever you want. 479 00:33:58,385 --> 00:34:03,180 It's fine, I'm in your house. You may be a, a "4" in Hollywood, 480 00:34:03,205 --> 00:34:06,454 but in Detroit, you're a "10." 481 00:34:07,488 --> 00:34:12,673 Oh, and... that's for Ed. 482 00:34:13,157 --> 00:34:15,532 Now go out there and get her. Go on! 483 00:34:20,415 --> 00:34:23,743 Scott Foley is right! 484 00:34:23,768 --> 00:34:27,314 Danny? You're going down! 485 00:34:31,105 --> 00:34:33,892 Thanks, Scott Foley. 486 00:34:33,917 --> 00:34:37,339 Uh, and by the way, you know, your eyes, uh, they're okay, 487 00:34:37,364 --> 00:34:39,183 but they're not that amazing. Okay? 488 00:34:39,208 --> 00:34:40,475 Just be careful. 489 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:43,722 If anyone looks in them for too long, I can make them do stuff. 490 00:34:44,230 --> 00:34:48,034 Okay. So uh, you're a little cocky, are... Oh... 491 00:34:51,205 --> 00:34:55,065 Drive me to the airport, then return my rental care for me. 492 00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:57,628 'K. 493 00:35:02,159 --> 00:35:10,159 494 00:35:10,981 --> 00:35:16,119 Um, don't you have a home? 495 00:35:17,277 --> 00:35:21,792 So, uh, you, uh, ready to go see the movie? 496 00:35:23,984 --> 00:35:26,140 Hey, man, what are you doing? 497 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:30,928 - I'm dominating you, old man. - No, you're not I'm dominating you. 498 00:35:30,953 --> 00:35:38,886 No! [Both make gorilla noises] 499 00:35:40,379 --> 00:35:43,589 I feel like you two get into a lot of very odd fights. 500 00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:47,167 Now you get how this show works. 501 00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:56,616 Oh, God, what am I doing? This isn't me. 502 00:35:56,641 --> 00:36:00,478 Ummmm, that isn't anyone. 503 00:36:01,371 --> 00:36:03,491 I'm sorry, Danny. I didn't mean to be mean. 504 00:36:03,516 --> 00:36:05,179 You don't look that old. 505 00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:10,550 Wait. Are you not his ex? Okay. 506 00:36:11,178 --> 00:36:14,323 Okay, that was funny. That was a funny joke. 507 00:36:16,433 --> 00:36:17,745 Look, Amanda.. 508 00:36:17,770 --> 00:36:20,378 Look, I know when I talk about relationships it could seem like 509 00:36:20,403 --> 00:36:22,136 a bit much. But that's who I am. 510 00:36:22,161 --> 00:36:24,722 You know and, look, if we hang out later, 511 00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:27,619 am I going to talk to you about how many kids I want? 512 00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:29,542 Only if we go out for coffee. 513 00:36:30,816 --> 00:36:33,730 But it's three. 514 00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:37,843 Oohhh... Look, I'm really just looking for something casual. 515 00:36:38,706 --> 00:36:41,116 Yeah, I'm sorry, man. 516 00:36:41,141 --> 00:36:45,112 That sucks. You ready to go see the fenders? 517 00:36:48,426 --> 00:36:51,456 Yeah. Um, I bought the movie. 518 00:36:51,481 --> 00:36:53,597 I kind of make different plans when you were at the airport 519 00:36:53,622 --> 00:36:55,191 with TV's Scott Foley. 520 00:36:56,122 --> 00:36:58,487 I don't even remember doing that. 521 00:37:00,784 --> 00:37:02,300 It was fun meeting you both. 522 00:37:02,325 --> 00:37:06,227 Mm-Mmh, well... okay. Looks like we both lost. 523 00:37:07,026 --> 00:37:08,870 On the bright side, at least I 524 00:37:08,895 --> 00:37:10,886 - don't have to wax my chest. - Uh, yeah, you do. 525 00:37:10,911 --> 00:37:13,472 The bet was if she wound out with anyone else you'd have to 526 00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:16,214 - wax your chest. - Well, who did she end up with? 527 00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,667 You ready to go, bae? 528 00:37:19,433 --> 00:37:21,433 Rebound Selfie! 529 00:37:38,604 --> 00:37:41,671 This day couldn't get any worse. 530 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:53,351 Well, nobody's ever going to hug you again. 531 00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:57,291 You know what? I'm going to take a three-minute 532 00:37:57,316 --> 00:37:59,250 break. And then after that, we're going 533 00:37:59,275 --> 00:38:01,776 to do this, we're going to wax his chest. 534 00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:05,033 Live. So don't go anywhere. 535 00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:13,494 536 00:38:13,519 --> 00:38:17,754 Thanks, dude. All right, well, I was 537 00:38:17,779 --> 00:38:22,486 allowed to do the first ceremonial strip, so here we go. 538 00:38:23,172 --> 00:38:25,197 Hey, you don't have to do this. 539 00:38:25,222 --> 00:38:29,408 I know, I know, I know. But listen. 540 00:38:29,822 --> 00:38:32,697 I really want to, okay? Ready? 541 00:38:34,063 --> 00:38:37,096 You got to put your hand down. 542 00:38:41,294 --> 00:38:46,643 One... okay? One, two... three! 543 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:10,757 544 00:39:14,035 --> 00:39:19,739 545 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:25,335 - What are you doing? - Oh, we're just working on a song 546 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,890 based on everything that happened today. 547 00:39:28,903 --> 00:39:30,959 - You okay? - Yeah. 548 00:39:30,984 --> 00:39:32,148 Just a little bummed. 549 00:39:32,173 --> 00:39:33,760 Partly 'cause half my rip... ah, my nipple... 550 00:39:33,786 --> 00:39:35,473 my nipple's gone... my nipple fell off! 551 00:39:43,149 --> 00:39:46,452 - He's such a dork. - Yeah. 552 00:39:46,477 --> 00:39:50,265 One day I'm going to make that pale little dork mine. 553 00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:53,601 - Candace, you ready? - Oh, yeah. 554 00:39:53,626 --> 00:39:55,038 Amanda, you want to sing? 555 00:39:55,063 --> 00:39:57,194 - Sure! Let's do it. - Okay. 556 00:39:58,957 --> 00:40:03,715 No doubt, I got no game 557 00:40:04,668 --> 00:40:08,457 My friends, they're all the same 558 00:40:08,482 --> 00:40:09,644 "Undateable" 559 00:40:09,645 --> 00:40:14,590 You can't lose if you never try 560 00:40:14,615 --> 00:40:17,413 That's why me and you 561 00:40:17,414 --> 00:40:21,469 We're undateable for life 562 00:40:22,495 --> 00:40:27,223 Oh for whatever reason each time I see him it goes so wrong 563 00:40:27,247 --> 00:40:29,159 Like when I'm out the shower 564 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,740 Wet hair and Powerpuff t-shirt on 565 00:40:33,182 --> 00:40:34,809 If you tell me what you want - Hey 566 00:40:35,446 --> 00:40:37,702 Oh I bet that I'm a good fit 567 00:40:37,964 --> 00:40:40,516 Boy you saw me so wrong 568 00:40:40,703 --> 00:40:42,577 Cause everytime I lose it 569 00:40:42,777 --> 00:40:47,349 No doubt, I got no game 570 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:51,477 My friends, they�re all the same 571 00:40:51,503 --> 00:40:52,800 (Undateable) 572 00:40:52,801 --> 00:40:56,943 You can't lose, if you never try 573 00:40:56,944 --> 00:41:02,086 That's why me and you are we're undateable for life 574 00:41:02,087 --> 00:41:07,185 That's why me and you are we're undateable for life 575 00:41:07,186 --> 00:41:13,260 That's why me (me) and you (and you) undateable, yeah 576 00:41:13,773 --> 00:41:17,410 Me and you (you) undateable 577 00:41:21,043 --> 00:41:23,368 Undateable yeah 578 00:41:23,392 --> 00:41:31,392 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe and PetaG - - www.addic7ed.com - 579 00:41:32,305 --> 00:41:38,660 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 580 00:41:38,710 --> 00:41:43,260 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0